No doubt some of us have marvelled at the wonders of modern science which support the mammalian protuberances raised to dizzying heights by Baywatch bimbo Pamela Anderson.

Some alert Post readers may also remember a moving story by Pamela Anderson, headlined 'My Years of Torment', in which she wrote a year ago about her endurance as a youngster of the appalling sexual attentions of a man she called 'Uncle Al'. Now a New York City magazine is asking the Post if the two Pamelas are one and the same. The short answer is: no.