Star Wars love letters: a heartfelt message to my dearest C-3PO

February 14, 2017

Dearest C-3PO,

We have known each other for many yeas, and we have been through thick and thin from a long, long time ago. During these years, I have really appreciated your revolving bald head which is always spinning some lovely ideas. And your only eyeball is so big and beautiful that it makes me think of the semi-hemisphere of marvellous Tatooine. Your big round barrel-like body seduces me to death. I just cannot help but keep discreetly ogling your jerry-can whenever you switch off yourself to take some sleep (I hereby apologise for my rudeness). What inside in you has actually made you so intelligent? I always wonder! You also have three powerful and aerodynamic legs which are so sexy they drive me crazy; rockets keep thrusting out of my head. I would like to grab your legs and fly around the universe to take on any adventure with you forever and after. We are a team; close friends and family and I hope ... we can get into a deeper and flashier relationship just as impressive as your weapon.